Your new Senate GOP nominee…
- would not lie to Nazis asking if she were hiding Jews in her home, because God says lying is bad:
- is ardently opposed to masturbation, because God says masturbation sullies your sexual purity:
- thinks too many people blindly accept evolution as fact (as opposed to blindly accepting creationism as fact?)
- thinks Obama is anti-American because he doesn’t want English to be the official language of the U.S. But she’s a Tea Party-er, so *yawn* on that one;
EDIT: Ooooh, one more!
- thinks that women in the military “cripple the readiness of our defense,” because they distract teh menz from being all manly ‘n’ stuff
Jesus, Delaware. Even Karl Rove is dumbfounded.