I just went out for a late night flaming hots/snickers bar run. As I was getting back into my car, I heard the man getting out of the car parked next to me say, “I can make you some good Chinese food.” I thought he was talking to someone in his car.
As I’m about to close the door to my own car, he walks up to my door and says, “Did you hear me? I can make you some good Chinese food,” and pointed to my dog.
I was totally thrown off, so I just kinda gave a bewildered smile and went, “Oh. Haha?”
But seriously, WTF?!
Randall was not amused.