Friday Funny: Me

I wasn’t going to do a FF post today, but here’s a convo I just had a couple of minutes ago with my brother:

Me (in a bit of a panic): David, David! Come here!  Come here!

David (halfway out of the house): What?

Me: Come here!

David (annoyed, entering my room): What?

Me: What’s wrong with that fish?!  There’s something hanging out of it!*

David (looks at fish, then me, in disgust): He’s taking a dump, you idiot.

*In my defense, it’s a long-ass red string, okay?

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About Melissa

I love donuts. Chocolate iced, hold the sprinkles.
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