I wasn’t going to do a FF post today, but here’s a convo I just had a couple of minutes ago with my brother:
Me (in a bit of a panic): David, David! Come here! Come here!
David (halfway out of the house): What?
Me: Come here!
David (annoyed, entering my room): What?
Me: What’s wrong with that fish?! There’s something hanging out of it!*
David (looks at fish, then me, in disgust): He’s taking a dump, you idiot.
*In my defense, it’s a long-ass red string, okay?