Surprise, surprise (also, it’s more like Asshole of the Decade).
On how he’s kind of like a black person — because he suffers sometimes:
What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.
On how his penis feels about black women:
I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
How anyone can find him appealing is beyond me. He’s gross and his music really, really, really sucks (and always has). I don’t get it.