Sigh. Pat Boone. What are we gonna do with you?
All manner of parasites, vermin, roaches, rats, worms and termites find their way into the building. Long before they’re detected, they infiltrate the walls, the floors, the roofs – and then chew their way into the structure, the supporting beams and the very foundation of the house itself. Silently, surreptitiously, whole communities of invaders make places for themselves, hidden but thriving, totally unknown by the homeowner.
Then, in time, tell-tale signs are seen. Little droppings, discolored trails, proliferating piles of residue appear in corners, on tabletops, little hanging sacs from ceilings – alarming evidence that the grand old dwelling has been invaded. Decidedly unwelcome creatures have made this place their home, and by their very existence will eventually destroy the house and bring it to ruin. […]
Our White House is being eaten away from within. We urgently need to throw a “tent” of public remonstration and outcry over that hallowed abode, to cause them to quake and hunker down inside. And then treat the invaders, the alien rodents, to massive voter gas – the most lethal antidote to would-be tyrants and usurpers.We must clean house – starting with our own White House.
Not that I’m exactly an Obama fan, because I’m sooooo not, but this is ridiculous. For one, Obama isn’t a “usurper;” he won the election fair and square (unlike the ass who came before him).
Pat Boone’s obnoxiousness has been on my radar ever since I watched a documentary called FUCK, which is about people’s thoughts toward the word:
Yeah, well…Boone you, dude.