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Poor Joey

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Joey really wants to be out in the rain right now.  He keeps desperately trying to squeeze himself upside down into the farthest corners of his cage so that he can get wet, but the patio ends just past his cage, so it’s not working.  He’s even dunking his head in his water bowl to feel the effects.  Poor guy.

If it wasn’t raining so hard (and if the ground wasn’t covered in about 2 inches of water right now), I’d move his cage out to the grass for a few minutes so he could get wet.

Meanwhile, our other yellowhead (Coco, who’s in a cage right next to Joey), is laughing maniacally.

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Chivalry sucks.

I just went out to get some pizza.

As I was walking into Little Caesar’s, this man was walking out the door with his box of pizza.  I got to the door about a second before he did and held it open for him.  He said, “No, that’s okay,” and tried to go out the other door.  It was locked.  I continued to hold door open, but he refused to go through because, “ladies first.”  So he steps back into an extra awkward position (since he had to get his pizza box out of my way and hold the door open from the inside) so that I could get inside.

This all happened within about 7 seconds, and I’m sure the man thought he was doing right by me, but arghhhhhhhh, I hate chivalry!

I really don’t mind if a person (man or woman) is coming out the door and holds it open a second longer so that I can walk in.  I also don’t mind if a person takes  extra care to help someone who might have trouble opening the door (people carrying a bunch of stuff, pushing strollers, using a walker, etc).

But if you have to contort yourself into strange positions while holding unweildly objects, of if you have to run to the door to get there before I do, or if you flat out refuse to walk through the door no matter how long I stand there holding it just because I have a vagina, then you suck.

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Sometimes I really hate the world.

When Sara Kruzan was 13, she met a man who would soon force her into prostitution.  At 16, after three years as a child sex worker, she ended up murdering this man (her pimp).  The judge decided that because of her crime and lack of “moral scruples,” she needed to be sentenced as an adult.  He sentenced Sara to life in prison plus four years.

Apparently, in this country, it is okay to sentence a child sex trafficking victim to life in prison for murdering the man who groomed and forced her into sex slavery.  ON WHAT PLANET IS THIS OKAY??

Sara has now spent practically half her life in prison (or more, if you count her years of child prostitution).

According to Gems Girls (via The Council of Daughters), you can write to Sara here:

Sara Kruzan
Central California Women’s Facility
P. O. Box 1508
Chowchilla, CA 93610

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How could I have handled this better?

Fat people are fat because they won’t stop eating.

Fat people need to see psychotherapists because they’re emotionally unstable. That’s why they can’t stop eating.

Fat people are lying when they say they’re happy they way they are.  They really have low self-esteem.

Fat people need to just stop eating so much instead of getting weight loss surgery, because they’ll just get fat again.

Etc, etc, etc…

If you’re thinking WTF?!, imagine being in my position and having to read six pages of that.  You see, I currently work part-time as a tutor at a writing center.  As such, my job is to help students form thesis statements, reorganize their paragraphs, and figure out how to write a conclusion.  Veering off track and lecturing students on their prejudices is really not part of the job description.

The first time I came across a questionable assertion, I went, “hmm.”  Then it snowballed into pages of nasty generalizations, and my “hmm” turned into me trying not to turn to the student and go, “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!”  Also?  In addition to the blanket statements, the writer of this paper also liked to mix up it up a big and use different words for “fat,” such as “obese,” “overweight,” and “plump.”  Yes, plump.

I have been put in a somewhat similar situation before.  Last year, I taught English courses at a college in New York.  One of the assignments was to analyze an ad, and one of my students turned in a racist, misogynist “analysis” of a Venus and Serena “Got Milk?” ad.  He had a habit of turning in papers full of “dark humor,” and he knew damn well what he was doing.  He just kept pushing it to see how far he could get with me.  Being in a position of power as his professor, I let him know it was not funny and not acceptable, and that unless he rewrote the ad analysis, he’d get a zero.  I also warned him if he ever pulled something like that again, he wouldn’t get a second chance at a rewrite.

But this whole fat-prejudice situation is a different in that I’m a lowly tutor.  In fact, while I was doing the initial read-through, the girl was messing around on the computer totally ignoring me.  She was basically expecting me to mark the corrections and give her the paper back so she could be on her merry way.

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RIP Sammy

I just got news that Sammy died yesterday.  He was 14 years old and one of the sweetest, most gentle cats I’ve ever known (and I’ve know literally hundreds through my work at shelters over the years).  He was also my cat’s roommate at the shelter for about 6 months while they waited to get adopted.

He came to the shelter after his owner died, and he had a thyroid condition that had remained untreated for quite a while.  All of his teeth had to be pulled a couple months ago because he also had a lot of serious dental issues.  But he spent the last 3 months of his life in great hands, and I know they made him as comfortable and happy as possible.

:(

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This is so me.

When I read this passage, much as I hate this section of the book, I had to pause and consider the fact that this is me, and this is my problem in life at the moment.

Depressing.  Brutal and depressing.

We see this in experience.  One sees this in all obsessive goal-based cultures of pursuit…For you, if you attain your goal and cannot find some way to transcend the experience of having that goal be your entire existence, your raison de faire, so, then, one of two things we see will happen.

One, one is that you attain the goal and realize the shocking realization that attaining the goal does not complete or redeem you, does not make everything for your life “OK” as you are, in the culture, educated to assume it will do this , the goal.  And then you face this fact that what you had thought would have the meaning does not have the meaning when you get it, and you are impaled by shock…

–David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest p. 680 (a.k.a. Infinite Summer Week Ten Billion, as I am a total procrastinator and did not finish the book by September 22 like I was supposed to)

300 pages to go…

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Lots (and lots) of link love: Part 2

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Judging a book by its cover

Never in my life have I felt inclined to read Wuthering Heights.  Ever.  Actually, every time I see “Brontë” I think, “Hmm…no.”  Emily, Charlotte, Anne, Jane Eyre, Villette.  I really don’t care.  I’d rather stab my eyes out.  This is a completely unjustified and baseless aversion, I assure you.  Kind of like when I think of Dickens and go “EW,” even though I’ve never read the guy.

But this cover by fashion illustrator Ruben Toledo is freaking awesome.  I saw it a few months ago before the edition was published, and I’ve been wanting it ever since.  My book collection is screaming, “We need the pretty Wuthering Heights!!”

So yes.  I’ve judged this book by its cover and determined it is the best Brontë book ever (and the only one worth reading).  When I eventually buy it, I’m finally going to read Wuthering Heights.  If that makes me shallow, so be it.  Just be glad I didn’t see these Twilight-inspired editions of the book first, because then I would’ve banished the novel to Dickens-level purgatory.

Any other amazing book covers—ahem, I mean books—I should know about?

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Search engine term fun

It’s always…uh, interesting…to see what search engine terms bring people to this blog.  A while back, there was an inexplicable sudden absence of people coming by looking for fat/old naked women.  After a year of having that as my #1 search term, I’ll admit that not seeing that was kind of jarring (albeit rather pleasant).  But of course, that only lasted about a week.  These are the top 10 search terms of all time that bring people here (although Beck seems to be #1 this quarter):

  1. fat people
  2. naked old women
  3. women naked
  4. savages
  5. fat naked women
  6. yolanda lopez
  7. dove women
  8. old naked women
  9. old women naked
  10. naked fat women

Charming, no?  Of course, people have stopped by using terms that are far worse, but I totally dig it when people find me by typing in phrases from King of the Hill, like “Let go of my purse,” or just random stuff like, “bullshit.”  Simple, direct.

What are y’alls #1 search engine terms?

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Monday Mix – Of Montreal Edition

Because I feel like having a Kevin Barnes lovefest.

  1. Triphallus, to Punctuate!
  2. Oslo in the Summertime
  3. City Bird
  4. Voltaic Crusher/Undrum To Muted Da
  5. A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger

They get the ninja skin because “Ninjas…move it…right?”

OM_Brooklyn

Good times.

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